Edward S1m0ne’s SimHand

Updates: 10/11/4; 2/5/15; 2/20/15

I welcome any and all rational explanations for the following sequence of events, starting near the 1:42 mark of this clip (first one)

SO FAR SO GOOD, LOOKS LIKE A NORMAL RIGHT HAND

SO FAR SO GOOD, LOOKS LIKE A NORMAL RIGHT HAND, THOUGH THE FACT THAT THE TWO OF THEM ARE ACTUALLY IN THE SAME HALLWAY IS A HARDER SELL DURING THIS AWKWARDLY FAKE SEQUENCE

IN HINDSIGHT WE WILL SEE THE STRATEGIC PLACEMENT OF THE END OF THIS WHITE BANNER, REMINDS ONE OF THE 9/11 NOSE IN NOSE OUT CLEAN UP ON REBROADCAST

IN HINDSIGHT WE WILL SEE THE STRATEGIC PLACEMENT OF THE END OF THIS WHITE BANNER

UMMM OK NOW HIS HAND IS SEE THROUGH

“SNOWDEN’S” DISAPPEARING HAND

WELL LET'S STILL NOT JUMO TO ANY CONCLUSIONS....MAYBE SNOWDEN IS JUST ABOUT TO BE ERASED FROM OUR TIMELINE

LET’S NOT JUMP TO ANY CONCLUSIONS THOUGH….MAYBE SNOWDEN IS ABOUT TO BE ERASED FROM OUR TIMELINE

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AAAAAND THE RING FINGER IS GONE. I’D BE WILLING TO BE THIS WHITE PANEL WAS A MARKER FOR THE EDITING OF SNOWDEN’S CGI DIGITAL IMAGE INTO THE SHOTS WITH BRIAN WILLIAMS

BUSTED

BUSTED

LOL

SID 6.7 – GET SOME GLASS ON THAT SET, STAT!

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The story board behind Edward Snowden is the perfect cover to unleash the gullibility trial balloon for a completely fabricated CGI character upon an unsuspecting public. A dubiously perpetual hidden location that prevents any public appearance? How convenient! Snowden’s complexion and aspect ratios change dramatically when toggling between his close ups and the shots of the two of them in the same frame, and I’m not talking about simple lighting differences here, his body literally pancakes into itself compared to Brian Williams consistent structure. It is also rather amusing how Snowden waddles around like a penguin at the beginning of the video, presumably a result of the freak “training accident he suffered in the military”, where he broke not one but both of his legs at the same time. That’s quite an absurd bed time fairy tale and more dubious cover for the awkward CGI image.

But again all of the above aside upon being proven wrong I will happily erase this post and leave a permanent message about how wrong I was in this instance, though please act quickly, as in the meantime I will have to sit here and contemplate how Brian Williams, Glenn Greenwald, Laura Poitras, and everyone else involved in this disgusting farce can possibly sleep tonight.

Hyper-Realistic CGI

It is entirely possible that the CGI rendering of Snowden is based on a real actor’s face as outlined in the above videos, which will allow for the contingency of a public appearance at some later date when their narrative inevitably loses traction to the fact that what they have shown so far is clearly CGI imagery.

I mean seriously, does this look like a real person to you?

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Absurd

IN ADDITION TO THE COMICALLY ABSURD FAKE REFLECTION INSERTED INTO THE RIGHT FRAME OF THE GLASSES IN EVERY SINGLE PICTURE, THERE IS THE EQUALLY ABSURD FACT THAT CGI SNOWDEN’S GLASSES HAVE BEEN MISSING THE LEFT NOSE MOUNT PAD FOR ALMOST A YEAR NOW. GET REAL!! ONE MIGHT THINK THAT SOMEONE WITH THE INTELLIGENCE NECESSARY TO SWINDLE THE NSA WOULD BE SHARP ENOUGH TO FIX HIS OWN GLASSES.

Finally, comparing the first ever clip of Snowden below with the latest Brian Williams special, note the somewhat significant improvements they have made as far as matching the mouth movements to the sound of the speech:

COINCIDENCE?

COINCIDENCE?

Update 5/28/14:

Not even sure what to say about this video, not great quality (which most likely has something to do with the exaggerated mistake) but it turns cartoonish starting at 1:19

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BEING INSIDE OF THE WHITE BOX DEMARCATING THE TWO FEEDS (FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE POST), BRIAN WILLIAMS REMAINS UNAFFECTED BY THIS DIGITAL GLITCH

SAME SHOT AS THE IMMEDIATELY PRECEDING PHOTO. BEING INSIDE OF THE WHITE BANNER DEMARCATING THE TWO FEEDS (FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE POST), BRIAN WILLIAMS REMAINS UNAFFECTED BY THIS DIGITAL GLITCH

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And then there is this one which in terms of time stamps is exactly the same clip as the first one from the NBC link above, however the time stamps and hand positions do not match, they have attempted to clean this glitch up and it does look much better, however it’s remants are still there, starts around 1:42 like the NBC link

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Update 10/11/14:

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A FILM BY NEW SCHOOL ALUMNA LAURA POITRAS

A FILM BY NEW SCHOOL ALUMNA LAURA POITRAS

CITIZEN FOUR (KANE)

CITIZEN FOUR (KANE, i.e. Citizen four letter word)

George Orson Welles – George Orwell 1984, which of course fits the plot of Edward S1m0ne to perfection.

THE WAR OF THE WORLDS: OCTOBER 31st, 1938

…when we did the Martian broadcast, we were fed up with the way in which everything that came over this new magic box, the radio, was being swallowed. People, you know, do suspect what they read in the newspapers and what people tell them, but when the radio came—and I suppose now television—anything that came through that new machine was believed. So in a way our broadcast was an assault on the credibility of that machine, we wanted people to understand that they shouldn’t take any opinion predigested and they shouldn’t swallow everything that came through the tap, whether it was radio or not – Orson Welles

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CITIZENFOUR is being co-distributed in the UK by Artificial Eye and BRITDOC Foundation to be released in cinemas from Friday 31 October, 2014 as a Film4 co-production. As the details of the NSA’s programs are revealed Snowden says: “This isn’t science fiction. It’s really happening”.

If you say so…. Rosebud!

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It’s instructive to see his evolution from eyeglass wearing nerd to contact lenses and moussed up hair sporting hero of his own thriller. It’s all very Tom Cruise. Even the beautiful girlfriend sets up housekeeping with him in Moscow.

Remember those pesky issues with the glasses noted above? Poof!

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The film has been billed as a “real-life thriller” that tells the story of Edward Snowden, the former NSA contractor.

A “real-life” movie indeed:

A second National Security Agency whistleblower exists within the ranks of government intelligence. That bombshell comes toward the end of Citizenfour.

Surely as imaginary as Mr. Edward S1m0ne:

They have really outdone themselves with this particular rendering of CGI Snowden in The New Yorker’s self-titled The Virtual Interview (get it?). This is the most fake I have ever seen “him” look. Go to the 3:30 mark and see for yourself.

NOT A REAL PERSON

NOT A REAL PERSON

I hope all these liars and con artists did a better job in Citizenfour! With high caliber sycophants like Steven Soderbergh on board, we certainly know they are capable of it. Take note of the years these films were released (2000 and 1994).

This just keeps getting better: Snowden gets a dog, names him Rick

COPY AND PASTED DOG BLANKLY STARES AT NOTHING

COPY AND PASTED DOG BLANKLY STARES AT SOMETHING ELSE IN THE DISTANCE BECAUSE SNOWDEN IS NOT THERE!

Update 2/5/15: The perfect choice to fake a live interaction/interview with a SIM!

Hilarious Double Speak Update 2/20/15: Edward Snowden reveals that NSA and GCHQ hacked SIM card manufacturer

2/23/15 – Snowden on Reddit:

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NOT EVEN TRYING ANYMORE, I GUESS THEY FIGURE BOOT LICKERS OLIVER STONE AND GORDON-LEVIT WILL GIVE US THE VERSION TO REMEMBER

And the Oscar goes to….Edward S1m0ne

CRIMINALS, GREENWALD LOOKS LIKE HE JUST ROBBED A KIDS PIGGY BANK

CRIMINALS. GREENWALD LOOKS LIKE HE JUST ROBBED A KIDS PIGGY BANK

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9 thoughts on “Edward S1m0ne’s SimHand

  1. Perhaps they are so desperate to mesh their simulation with reality, that they are willing to tell themselves they are making the mistakes “on purpose” to “reveal” to the “chosen” these mistakes; because it makes them feel better about being lying bastards.

    • Hey there Hoi, thanks for stopping by. I thought of your first sentence when I read this article: http://www.wired.com/2014/10/virtual-reality-economy/

      “Yes, VR is arriving, and VR will not remain in the virtual realm for very long. Very soon, the difference between what is real and what is virtual will be a question whose answer will solely depend on your philosophical outlook; but in the real world, virtual reality will become more real than reality ever was.”

      As you implied, perhaps an aspect of this Edward S1m0ne charade is working on an even deeper level than the “evil anglo-american empire” narrative, further enmeshing the simulation with reality.

      Welcome to the desert of the real: http://www.goroadachi.com/etemenanki/mayan_oculus_rift.html

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